Friday, February 27, 2004

Well... I've finally decided what it is that differentiates the different social groups, and to demonstrate it, I shall use the analogy or Lemons.

Life hands us lemons... Lots of lemons. What separates the groups is what they do with them.
  • Goths complain because they hate lemons.
  • Preps add sugar make lemonade, sell it and get rich.
  • Skaters claim they should be allowed to do what they want with their lemons.
  • Conservatives say that lemons should not be defamed as they are a gift from God.
  • Hippies smoke the lemon skins and drink the remains as lemonade, while not noticing that they where given lemons in the first place.
  • Stoners laugh at the lemons as they are hurled at them, then pick them up and eat them. (Thanks Cyan for the correction. :))
  • Nerds analyze the lemons, claim that they could be used to make batteries, then move on complaining that there are too many lemons in their basement.
  • and Gamers say that lemons wouldn't make a very fun game, and use video games to ignore the pile of lemons building up around them.

Or so I prepose...

Hmm... They do make a good energy source, but it's too much work.

Mood: Sleepy.